The 12 Giftees of Christmas (hummed to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas...and remember WE GIFT WRAP in store!) The Climber: On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a full Black Diamond rack of nuts and cams. The Father: On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two toasty warm Outdoor Reasearch mittens. The XC Skier: On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three French-crafted Rossignol equipment packages (Skis, boots, & poles). The Hiker: On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four safety whistles and a survival kit. The Wine Drinker: On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five insulated golden wine goblets!!!!!!! The Fireside Relaxer: On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six geese-down items (booties, gloves, a vest, sleeping bag, a jacket, and insulated skirt). The Summer Lover: On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven life jackets to go swimming, and a great big yellow paddle board. The Mother: On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight maidenly pieces of Dirtbag Cowgirl jewelry, and a High Plains Apparel hat. The Coffee Lover: On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine packs of Kuju coffee, that minimize the waiting, in a titanium mug. The Person Who Has Everything: On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten pairs of Darn Tough socks for leaping. The Wee Ones: On the 11th day of Christmas, our true loves gave to us eleven headlights beaming. The College Student: On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve hanging hammocks, and a weekend ski rental package. |